My thousand year-old rock star friend is 5 things:
1. Is very out of date, doesn’t know a single thing that’s modern.
2. Is very annoying when she keeps thinking that she’s a cartoon.
3. A very funny person, can cheer you up easily with one of her jokes.
4. Not a very bright person if you know what I mean
5. Is loyal to her friends no matter what. Always and forever…