Rockin it her way
Today I Gracie K. bring to you a new kind of burrito.Inside my burrito there will be:
1.pizza!
2.bacon
3.beans
4.chedderella(a mixture of cheese and mozzarella)
5.steak
A burrito like this is so legendary that those who are not worthy of it will immediately explode the second it touches their lips.If people like you can find this burrito the you are an ultimate hero…of burritos.
Today you are planning on having a quiet day.Nothing but you sitting in a hammock,a radio playing”Aloha Oe”,a book,a bag of chips,and maybe some iced tea.Just when you are getting comfortable you start to hear a loud whirring sound which you believe is your neighbors new blender.You start going over ready to knock on the door and scream at them,you see half bunny/half robot aliens in miniature pods with blasters in their hands.”We are the Cute Killer Bun-Buns from Pluto and are here to destroy you”said a little bunny. It’s voice sounded like the worlds smallest person breathed in helium and it stayed there permanently.”Surrender now or face are Zip Zappers”.So now the humans had a choice to either:
A.fight the bunny’s and risk getting killed
B.fall under the bunny’s rule and get sent to Pluto as slaves
Obviously the right choice would be B.Cause would you rather risk getting blasted in nanoseconds by a bunny?I mean imaging what your tombstone would say at your funeral”Gracie Kamei: Death by a robo-bunny with a blaster.Hope you packed your stuff because it’s gonna be a long space trip.
Many years ago in the far,far kingdom of Mount Hudon there was a tricky Goddess known as Gracelin,Goddess of Bad Luck. But most people only know her brother Marius,God of Good Luck.
Gracelin was infamous for her tricks and spells that she would cast on mortals that made her either angry or upset. That’s where her pet red wing bunny ”Paul von Soft” would come to calm her down of stress.
Her clothing would include:A black dress with a half gold and silver belt. And on top she wore a torn red bandanna that was on her neck. On her head she wore a headband with a blood red horseshoe in the center.
Both twins shared a island known as Maridinis,and every year the mortals and gods would celebrate the day the Gods won the war between them and the Giants. Everyone was always invited to this celebration.
Marius kept urging Gracelin to come,but she was being fussy and gave up so she said yes.Her brother was setting up their family chariot and calling their special animals to pull it for them. And off to the party!
The party started off in nothing flat with music, food, and decorations. As Gracelin and her brother were arriving to the landing dock everyone was cheering for her brother while everybody was glaring at her. Even Hades!
To avoid attention she went to the table with food and got some “Ambrosia Cookies with Blue Ocean Punch” when her sworn enemy since youth, Dumpster the Cyclops pushed her knocking and spilling the punch on her.
“Oops,I’m sorry” Dumpster said sarcastically.
As soon as she got up she began to have that feeling. Where she wanted to explode and come back together and scream.
Then in through the window her stress bunny Paul von Soft flew in. It tried to calm her down but she was too mad. Dumpster the Cyclops had gone too far.
She sprang up to her feet and shot a straight fast red wave of Bad Luck at Dumpster but missed and shot Zeus instead. She was in an oh-no-noodle bowl problem.
He started to tingle and the next thing you know he pours the entire bowl of Blue Ocean Punch on Hades and shocks him with lightning right in the face!
“What you have done my brother is entirely unforgivable. This party is supposed represent when we all came together to stop the giants and you have dishonored it. I now will declare war on you and the innocent mortals!”
It was not long before Hades started to send in his troops to attack the city. Then Zeus started to call in his troops to defend it. Then they started to attack each other and from the looks of it,things were about to turn ugly!
Then out of the blue, Marius came in and used his luck to make sure the Zeus had won. After the war, Zeus was trying to find out who shot the ray at him. Luckily, he had downloaded “Godtracker”on his “Stone iPhone 5”.
After a long search they finally found her.Zeus was angry, Marius was disappointed, and Hades was just plain mad. They banished her to the Cave of Despair, where she was banned from using her powers until 18 whole years.
She phased all of her powers into these objects that contain her powers so she would be ready for her return on Friday the 13th: a horseshoe, an umbrella, a ladder, a mirror, a black cat, and a salt shaker.
Your in the Grocery Store.You are deciding on buying either Fruit Loops or Cinnamon Toast Crunch.Then suddenly when picking up the box of Cheerios instead you turn and see a short man in blue jeans with a shirt that says”Eye of the Tiger”.Then you look up and in shock you see the most craziest,ugliest,tallest,funkiest hat you would ever see a man wear.He ask’s you to come to the back of store and you follow him.Then when you are not looking he steals your Cheerios and runs off.So the moral is to never make eye contact with short people.
Here’s a To-do-list of what a villain would go out do:
1.Find a new hideout
2.Get a new suit and cape
3.Look for minions
4.Get lunch(Chinese Food)
5.Destroy Archenemy
6.Add decorations for my lair
7.Make a Villain alliance
8.Take over the world(Possibly in 15 months)
9.Sleep and dream of evil
I would honestly suggest that Goblin from”Spider-man”would use this.
If a king ever showed up at your doorstep….lock all your doors at all cost.And if he rings the door bell answer at your own risk.Either a king is at at your house to:
A. have a coronation for you to be the next Queen/King
B. sell you a dangerous creature to tame(most kings often do that)
C. force you to be their slave for life
D. kill you because of your family history
E. reward you with gold
These suggestions are obvious because real Kings/Queens are known famously for doing all those things(Well at least B,C,D,and E).
When you find the end of a rainbow…. instead of gold you find a tiny blue bunny with wings and a ring on it’s ear.It leads you to a river and it tells you chant”Monkey Apple Horse”5 times until you see a orange color in the water.Then it tells you to jump in and when you do you will find yourself in a strange world that looks like Candy Land but has a more colorful touch to it.But then the bunny calls to you from above saying she tricked you.So now your stuck in Candy Land 2.0 forever.Basically never trust a bunny no matter how cute it is.