Roar! The poem of a Lion

My life is behind bars,wishing

to run away as far.But for I cannot,

for I am a Lion,a fierce beast.But

i’m not trouble at all,not in the

least.I see small children,they don’t

come near.They all just stare at me,

horribly in fear.I’m so sad and so alone,

all I wish is to just go home.Then one

fateful day out of the blue,a beautiful

lioness is here and her name is Lou.

She is as beautiful as the sunny rays

of the summer days.I tried to talk to

her but I was shy,and only my charm

is to rely.We talked for hours and hours

until it was night and when I went to bed

my heart felt light.For I am a happy lion

still in the zoo,but happy because I’ve

found someone new.

There are pancakes everywhere!

This morning you wake up,feeling groggier than ever.She realized that there is only one solution to solve this problem.Pancakes.Fluffy,yummy,scrumptious,off the chain pancakes.You get up out of bed to walk to your parents room when you realize that your still too tired so you fall on the floor and decided to shimmy your way down the hallway.You open the door and your parents aren’t there!”Hey Lola,we’re downstairs”said mom.As you make your way down,you find out there are pancakes everywhere!Even in the bathroom which is surprisingly gross.Your mom tells you that she is preparing a neighborhood breakfast and that the bathroom cakes where an accident.The doorbell rings and you answer it only to find everyone in your neighborhood with knifes,forks,and bottles of syrup in their hands ready to eat.People start taking seats and grabbing pancakes. And later the breakfast is finally over and people leave.But only you hide in the closet to avoid washing dishes and cleaning tables.

A Short Man Walks Into The Grocery Store With A Strange Hat

 Your in the Grocery Store.You are deciding on buying either Fruit Loops or Cinnamon Toast Crunch.Then suddenly when picking up the box of Cheerios instead you turn and see a short man in blue jeans with a shirt that says”Eye of the Tiger”.Then you look up and in shock you see the most craziest,ugliest,tallest,funkiest hat you would ever see a man wear.He ask’s you to come to the back of store and you follow him.Then when you are not looking he steals your Cheerios and runs off.So the moral is to never make eye contact with short people.     

A Villain’s To-do-List

Here’s a To-do-list of what a villain would go out do:

1.Find a new hideout

2.Get a new suit and cape

3.Look for minions

4.Get lunch(Chinese Food)

5.Destroy Archenemy

6.Add decorations for my lair

7.Make a Villain alliance

8.Take over the world(Possibly in 15 months)

9.Sleep and dream of evil

I would honestly suggest that Goblin from”Spider-man”would use this.

If the King Shows Up

If a king ever showed up at your doorstep….lock all your doors at all cost.And if he rings the door bell answer at your own risk.Either a king is at at your house to:

A. have a coronation for you to be the next Queen/King

B. sell you a dangerous creature to tame(most kings often do that)

C. force you to be their slave for life

D. kill you because of your family history

E. reward you with gold

These suggestions are obvious because real Kings/Queens are known famously for doing all those things(Well at least B,C,D,and E).  

The “end”of the rainbow

      When you find the end of a rainbow…. instead of gold you find a tiny blue bunny with wings and a ring on it’s ear.It leads you to a river and it tells you chant”Monkey Apple Horse”5 times until you see a orange color in the water.Then it tells you to jump in and when you do you will find yourself in a strange world that looks like Candy Land but has a more colorful touch to it.But then the bunny calls to you from above saying she tricked you.So now your stuck in Candy Land 2.0 forever.Basically never trust a bunny no matter how cute it is.