(This is a joke I really wouldn’t do any of this.)
First of all, I wouldn’t exactly care. I would just go to my teacher’s classroom and just take all the test that we did on that day and just put a big sad face and a N. But on mine I would put ES. Then I would sneak around the building and then just find a room with pillows and sleep for the night. But I didn’t mention the food. I would go to the cafeteria and then steal a little bit of food there. There I am fed, tired enough to go to bed, and ready to learn again in the morning.