You’re trapped in a fortune cookie factory, held against your will. What do you write on the fortunes to save yourself?\u00a0<\/a><\/span><\/strong>In order to save yourself, write these in the fortunes:<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u2665 Help me. I’m trapped in a (whatever name it is) fortune cookie factory.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u2665Want $1,000,000? Come to the (Whatever name it is) fortune cookie factory!<\/span><\/p>\n

\u2665You will become a superhero…Your first mission is at the (Whatever name it is) fortune cookie factory.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u2665I’m (Your name) and i’m trapped in a fortune cookie factory. Save me and you will be rich.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u2665Like (something you like)? Come to the (Whatever name it is) and you will get $1,000,000 and the thing you’ve wanted in decades!!!<\/span><\/p>\n

\u2665Help!!! I’m TRAPPED IN A FORTUNE COOKIE FACTORY!!!<\/span><\/p>\n

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This should be helpful. There’s more but these 6 are the most helpful. If all 6 don’t work, try a custom one (One that isn’t<\/strong> on this list. SO yeah…That should help you…for now. ._.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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