Uninvited Guest
by: Devonis Nettles
In a nice warm Summer in 2016 there is a family of six. They are the Parkers. Four wreckful kids and two tired adults. They lived in Moore, Oklahoma. They had to move because there rental stay was up and they didn’t have enough money to stay there. They need to get on the road and head off. They need to go all the way to Manhattan, NY. All though the kids like their old home, they were exciting to move. It will be there first time moving so it will be a new experience for them.
The four kids names were, Toad, Rosalina, Bowser, and Darwin (Of course Darwin is the cutest and the best). Toad was the oldest and Darwin was the youngest. The parents names were Luigi and Peach. The kids are not twins, not triplets, but quadruplets! They are all born on February 9 2005 at 10:30 A.M. They are 11 years old. Luigi was born on January 2 1981. He is 35 years old. Peach was born on May 21 1983. She is 33 years old. The quadruplets all ways gets into fights, well kinda a boys v.s girls thing. The boys always do pranks on the girls but the girls always brag about there better grades. It was a wreck.
The ride is going to be a long 21 hours and 59 minutes. Long rides are not the quads thing. If they’re still for more than half an hour they will lose it. They are in there tween stage where they always need something to do. Especially quietness. If it’s to quiet for more than 3 minutes they will say something random and they will say it very loud. It always gets them in trouble. Their parents hates it because it always scare them.
The new experience is going to be fun for them and they want to see what their new house and school is and make new friends there but they never remember what there parents always tell them, be careful of what you wish for.
Moving Day
“MOM!” the quads screamed.
It was moving day for the Parkers. They were about to leave there house in Moore, Oklahoma and move to a different house in Manhattan, NY.
Peach sighed, “Yes kids.”
“I can be in the front since I’m the oldest right!?” Toad complained.
“I can be in the front since I’m the youngest right!?” Darwin complained.
“I-”
“Look! Darwin is in the front since he’s youngest.” Mom yelled while cutting off Rosalina and Bowser.
“WHAT!” Bowser, Rosalina, and Toad yelled.
“Ye.” Darwin said with swagger.
They got out of the house took a picture of it and got in the car. Darwin got in the front and the others got in the back all cooped up. Peach had to sit in the back with the kids since Darwin took her seat.
“Mom, can I please be in the front!? I’m all cooped up in here! I can barely scratch my sitter (butt)!” Rosalina complained.
“FOR THE FIN-”
“Look honey don’t yell. It’s fine. Rosalina, honey, Darwin is the youngest, it’s only fair that he is in the front seat.” Luigi said comly.
“Ye.” Darwin said again with swagger.
“Say that one more time I will choke you in your sleep.” Bowser threatened Darwin.
“Mom!” Darwin said nervously.
“Bowser! Don’t scare your little brother like that!” Peach yelled.
“Don’t think I wouldn’t.” Bowser whispered.
“What was that?” Peach asked.
“Nothing!” Bowser said quickly.
“Hey Mom, how about-”
“LOOK! ANOTHER WORD FROM YOU THREE AND YOU’RE GROUNDED!” Peach yelled while cutting off Toad.
“Ok.” Bowser, Toad, and Rosalina said nervously.
Darwin did a little smirk as they drove off there parking space and on to the road.
Springfield, Mo
The quads were quiet until they got to Springfield, MO. They had 18 hours and 39 minutes. They were at a gas station. Luigi was putting the gas in the car and Peach took the kids inside the store to buy them a snack.
“Mom, I don’t want anything. I already stored some stuff in my bag.” Darwin said.
“Me too Mom.” Bowser said.
“Ok, sweeties. Just go back in the car with Dad.” Peach said comly.
The boys walked back while the girls stayed in the store.
“Wow! The boys are so stupid!” Toad exclaimed.
“Exactly!” Rosalina yelled.
“Hahahaha!” Rosalina and Toad laughed.
“Girls, stop being rude to your brothers.” Mom said to the girls.
“But Mom, you know it’s true!” Toad exclaimed.
Bowser and Darwin came back with water guns but with goo in it.
“Hey, what’s something that is covered in icky stuff?” Darwin asked Toad and Rosalina.
“Uh, a, snail?” Rosalina guest.
“WRONG!” Bowser yelled.
“IT’S YOU!” Darwin yelled.
Darwin squirted orange goo at Rosalina and Bowser squirted red goo at Toad.
“Hahaha!” Darwin and Bowser laughed.
Everyone in the store ran out.
“MOM! HELP!” The two girls yelled while being squirted in goo.
“BOYS! STOP IT!” Peach yelled.
The manager came out and yelled at them, “STOP! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!”
“Uh, oh.” Bowser and Darwin said nervously.
“YOU GUYS ARE NEVER ALOUD IN MY STORE AGAIN!” The manager yelled as security kicked out Peach and the kids.
“Now, boys, WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR!?” Peach asked really loudly.
“Well, as we were about to get in the car, we were close enough to hear what Toad said about calling us stupid and Rosalina agreeing so we got in the trunk, took out our water guns, took out our goo jar, and filled our water guns with goo.” Bowser explained.
“Yeah, so, we are not in trouble, you guys are.” Darwin said.
“Well you’re the ones that squirted us!” Toad exclaimed.
“I still got some goo in my water gun.” Darwin threatened Toad.
“You wouldn’t dare!” Toad said.
“Try me!” Darwin threatened.
Darwin pulled his trigger and Toad got more goo on her!
“Haha! Never underestimate this beautiful face!” Darwin said with pride.
“But your butt is ugly, oh wait, you’re face is you’re butt! Ha!” Toad yelled.
“BURN!” Bowser yelled.
“Don’t you talk Bowser, you’re the fat one!” Rosalina said to Bowser.
“Oh yeah, well you can’t even control your powers! You freeze yourself in your sleep and even if you try to freeze me you will freeze yourself you DUMBO!” Bowser yelled.
“And Toad, your head is a fungus! Haha!” Darwin yelled.
“Take that back!” Toad yelled.
“Until you call my face beautiful!” Darwin yelled.
“I’m not a dumbo!” Rosalina yelled.
“I’m not fat!” Bowser yelled.
“SHUT UP!” Peach yelled.
All the kids stop insulting each other and started to cry.
“Oh, stop crying!” Peach said meanly.
Luigi came out of the car and asked what happened. Peach explained everything. The kids got back in the car and Luigi put a blanket on the seat so the goo doesn’t get on the seat. They were all in the back and the parents were in the front. Noone said a word until Luigi asked if they wanted to hear music. They said no because they pulled out their phones and started listening to music anyway.
It’s been a few minutes then Darwin spotted something, “Dad, can we stop at McDonalds? I’m hungry!”
“Not now, we’re about to cross the state, we will go to the next McDonald’s we see.” Luigi told Darwin.
“Who cares if you’re hungry or not!” Rosalina told Darwin.
Darwin fish slapped Rosalina.
“OW!” Rosalina yelled.
“DARWIN!” Peach yelled.
“She hurt my feelings!” Darwin complained.
“WHO CARES! YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO HURT YOUR SISTER!” Peach yelled.
Darwin got so mad that he water whipped Peaches face and left a mark.
“DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!” Darwin yelled to Peach.
“HOW DARE YOU! I AM YOUR MOTHER!” Peach yelled.
“NO YOU’RE NOT! MY REAL MOM IS IN THE SEA! YOU’RE JUST A PIECE OF BUFFALO CHIPS!” (buffalo poop)!
Darwin open the door and jumped out of the car. He used his water powers to fly away into the sea.
“We have to get him!” Bowser yelled.
“I got this!” Rosalina said confidently.
“I’ll rather have Toad find out a way to get him.” Bowser said.
“Trust me.” Rosalina said.
Rosalina focused her powers and made an ice wall in front of Darwin. Darwin hit the wall.
“OW!” Darwin yelled.
Everything got dizzy and then he fell. The family saw him fall.
“Look what you did! You killed him!” Toad yelled.
Bowser got out of the car and ran to Darwin and got him back in the car.
“I got him!” Bowser said while trying to catch his breath.
“He fainted, just put him in the front seat.” Luigi said.
Peach got in the back and Bowser sat Darwin down.
“Will he be okay?” Rosalina asked.
“He’ll be fine.” Peach said comly.
Luigi started the car and headed off.
Bedford, Indiana
The family made it to Bedford, IN. They had 12 hours and 28 minutes left. Darwin was still unconscious and the other three were getting on each others nerves.
“Can you move?!” Rosalina yelled to Bowser.
“I can if I didn’t have a fat brown luggage next to me!” Bowser yelled.
The two struggled to move in the back seat while Toad spotted Sonic.
“Hey Dad, can we get Milkshakes at Sonic?” Toad asked.
“Sure sweetie!” Luigi said.
Luigi drived over to the drive through and got 6 Milkshakes.
“But Dad, Darwin can’t drink one, he’s unconscious.” Bowser said.
“I know.” Luigi told Bowser.
“Then why did you buy 6?” Bowser asked.
“2 for me!” Luigi answered Bowser.
Right when Luigi said that Darwin woke up.
“What happened? Oh! A Milkshake!” Darwin said.
Darwin snatched the Milkshake right out of Luigi’s hand.
“Aw, man.” Luigi complained.
Luigi went back on the highway.
“So, again, what happened?” Darwin asked while taking a sip of his Milkshake.
“How much do you remember?” Bowser asked Darwin.
“Well, I remember asking to go to McDonald’s and now we’re at Sonic.” Darwin said.
“Oh, you fell asleep!” Rosalina said nervously.
“Why does it sound like you’re lying?” Darwin asked.
“She’s not!” Toad yelled.
“Ok.” Darwin said questionably.
They were about to leave the state until something spotted the kids eyes that made all 4 of them scream,
“CARNIVAL!”
“No.” Luigi and Peach said.
“Aww.” The quads were upset.
As they drove passed the carnival they saw something better!
“ARCADE!”
“No.”
“Aww.”
As they drove passed the arcade they saw something even more better!
“GAMING STORE!”
“No.”
“Aww.”
As they drove passed the gaming store they saw something very better!
“MOVIE THEATRES!
“No.”
“Aww.”
As they drove passed the movie theatres they saw something extremely awesome! It was the pet adoption center but before the quads could even open their mouths their parents already said no.
The quads were very upset as they passed by all those awesome places. If they went to the carnival they will be on roller coasters all day. If they went to the arcade they will be playing Pac-Man all day. If they went to the gaming store they would have brought the Lego Movie Game because they love legos. If they went to the movie theatres they will be watching Star Wars: The Force Awakens. If they went to the pet adoption center they would have brought a puppy and name him Rocket, well, Darwin would have got a fish and see if it is his Uncle Fred. Uncle Fred went missing before Darwin went missing too and Luigi bought him in that red van. He has been searching forever.
Middletown, Ohio
The quads stop worrying about the cool places they saw because they had 9 hours and 48 minutes to go. Not to long before they get to there new house.
“Will it be a luxury hotel filled with mushrooms?” Toad asked.
“Will it be a luxury hotel filled with ice?” Rosalina asked.
“Will it be a luxury hotel filled with fire?” Bowser asked.
“Will it be a luxury hotel filled with water?” Darwin asked.
“No, no, definitely not, and no.” Luigi said.
Peach fell asleep so there wasn’t any yelling until the quads destroy each other. Darwin went back in the back since the others were getting on Peaches nerves. They kept tapping her and asking questions that didn’t even make since like,
“Since 0 x 0 = 0, and since 0 + 0 = 0, and since 0 – 0 = 0, then why is 0 divided by 0 = indeterminate?” Bowser asked Peach.
“Nobody knows!” Peach yelled.
The quads always have questions that doesn’t make sense. Anyways the quads went to sleep because it’s been a while. While they were asleep they passed the state.
Germantown, Maryland
They had 3 hrs and 58 minutes left. They were doing no more stops. The quads woke up and wanted something to eat really badly so Luigi had to take a stop. There was a gas station right next to a place called Burger King. It had a play dome inside so the kids ate their food and went in the play dome. They were in there for only 10 minutes. Luigi was in the gas station getting gas but the gas station had a car wash in it to so he got a car wash and there was a little store so he bought some pizza. They all went back to their new shiny car and the kids were about to eat pizza but all the quads wanted to sit in the front.
“You guys figure it out yourself.” Peach said.
They did a Rock, Paper, Scissors tournament. Darwin vs. Bowser and Rosalina vs. Toad. Darwin won and Rosalina won. It was now Darwin vs. Rosalina. It was a tie first round, tie again, tie again, tie again, and finally Darwin won.
“That’s no fair! You’re always in the front!” Rosalina complained.
“Well then you shouldn’t have lost!” Darwin said.
Rosalina was so close to freezing Darwin but like Bowser said, she will freeze herself.
Darwin got in the front and they headed off. They passed a school called, “Captain James Edward Daly Junior Elementary School”.
“I would love to go there!” Darwin said.
“Yeah, me too!” Toad said.
They drove passed the school and kept going. They were about to pass the state but Toad spotted something,
“MILKSHAKES!”
“NO!” Everyone else screamed.
“But we got it before!” Toad complained.
“NO!” They still screamed.
Toad started to cry and whenever Toad cries, the WHOLE world shakes!
“OK OK!” They said.
They went to the Milkshake place and bought some Milkshakes.
They started drinking and then they crossed the state.
Manhattan, New York
They finally made it to Manhattan, New York. They had 10 minutes to go. The quads were sleeping. Luigi finally pulled up to their driveway but what he saw wasn’t what he wanted to see.
“Uhh, honey?” Peach asked.
“Yes?” Luigi said nervously.
“What is this?” Peach asked.
The quads woke up and look out the window, there face literally turned white. They fainted and Luigi and Peach had to pick them back up.
“Ow. My head. I think I’m seeing things because this awesome house looks like poop.” Darwin said.
“Nope. This is our house.” Luigi said.
They got out of the car and walked in. The door was so small they had to crawl in. When they got in the house was dark, dusty, and creepy.
“Can we move to a hotel?” Toad asked.
“Yes please!” Darwin said.
“We have to deal with this house for now until we got enough money to move to a hotel here.” Luigi said.
The walls and the ceilings are brick red. There was an ice skate on the wall and a window very high. It doesn’t have to much light coming out of it.
They all went upstairs to see their rooms. There was only two rooms and they were very dusty.
“Ok, me and your mother on the left and you guys on the right.” Luigi said.
“Ok, I’m not sleeping anywhere because I swear, spiders are gonna go in my mouth when I’m asleep.” Rosalina said.
“Me two.” Bowser agreed.
“Me three.” Darwin said.
“Me four.” Toad said.
“Ok, fine then. Just get a vacuum and a broom and a dustpan then you can sleep in your room.” Luigi said to the kids.
“Hey, honey, I think we need to do that to.” Peach whispered to Luigi.
“Definitely.” Luigi whispered back at her.
The kids got to work on there room. It had to beds so Darwin and Bowser shared one, and Rosalina and Toad shared one.
Luigi and Peach went to the living room and they turned on the tv. The tv was very small though and the audio was choppy and the screen kept glitching.
“Today, is, the, time, square, par, ty! Bring, your, friends, and, fam, a, ly! This, is, the, par, ty, in, New, York! Come, on, ov, er, now!” The News Reporter said.
Luigi and Peach looked at each other, look at the screen, then each other again. They had the same exact idea,
“Hey kids!” Peach yelled.
“Yes Mom!” They yelled back.
“Me and your father are gonna go out for some aarons!” She yelled.
“Ok!” They yelled back.
Luigi and Peach left the house and they were at the party. But about 10 minutes later a insane stormed happened. Everyone at the party ran in a hotel and got free serves.
“I know where we’re living next!” Luigi said.
“Yep!” Peach said.
They were walking around checking out the hotel while the kids were still home cleaning their room. The kids wasn’t able to hear the storm.
“Hey, Rosalina! Can I borrow the vacuum?” Darwin asked.
“Sure! And can we borrow the broom and dustpan?” Rosalina asked.
“Sure!”
They swapped. The boys had to do was vacuum the floor and the girls had to do was get all the cobwebs off of the ceiling.
As they were cleaning the suddenly turned of.
“Ok, who turned off the lights!” Bowser said.
“Not me.” Darwin, Rosalina, and Toad said.
“Well it wasn’t me.” Bowser said.
“I packed a flashlight in my bag.” Bowser said.
“Why do you have a flashlight?” Toad asked.
“For reasons like this.” Bowser explained.
“Huh, that’s actually good to know.” Rosalina said.
“Yep.” Bowser said.
He got his bag and looked around for his flashlight.
“Uhh, guys.” Bowser said.
“Don’t tell me.” Darwin said.
“Yep.” Bowser said nervously.
“Look, I got a flashlight in my bag.” Darwin said.
Darwin went downstairs while hugging the wall so he knows where to go and not trip and fall.
He got all the way downstairs. Darwin thought he heard something so he looked towards the door. His heart was pounding. He was sure he saw the doorknob turn.
Darwin screamed. Everyone ran downstairs.
“What happened!” Bowser screamed.
“The, door, turned.” Darwin said while being terrified to death.
Darwin grabbed a 2 baseball bats and 2 chairs. He gave Bowser and Toad the chairs and he gave Rosalina the baseball bat and he had one two.
The doorknob turned and opened slightly. Toad and Bowser fainted.
When the door fully open it was the parents!
“MOM! DAD!” Rosalina and Darwin screamed.
“Hi kids. Uhh, what happened to Bowser and Toad.” Luigi asked.
“Lights off, doorknob turn, door open, became baby’s.” Darwin explained so smoothly.
Bowser and Toad wook up.
“MOM! DAD!” They screamed.
“Ok, ok. Now are you ready for good news.” Peach said.
“YES!” The quads screamed.
“During the storm…” Luigi said but got cut off.
“Wait, wait, wait, THERE WAS A STORM!” Darwin yelled.
“I guess you didn’t hear it.” Luigi said questionable.
“NO!” They screamed.
“Well that makes more sense.” Darwin said.
“Now, like I was saying, we found a nice hotel to go to and we have enough money to move there!” Luigi said with joy.
“YAY!” The kids screamed.
Everyone got their bags and got in the car and left. They drove to the hotel, got their room, and unpacked. Darwin got a roll on a show called “The Amazing World of Gumball”, Toad, Bowser, Luigi, and Peach got rolls for a game called “Mario Kart”, and Rosalina got a roll on a game called “Super Mario Galaxy”. They made millions of dollars and lived live good.
UNTIL THE EASTER EGG PLANET ATTACKED AND KILLED EVERYONE!
Have a good life everyone, and remember, watch out for that Easter Egg Planet!