A Short Man Walks Into The Grocery Store With A Strange Hat

 Your in the Grocery Store.You are deciding on buying either Fruit Loops or Cinnamon Toast Crunch.Then suddenly when picking up the box of Cheerios instead you turn and see a short man in blue jeans with a shirt that says”Eye of the Tiger”.Then you look up and in shock you see the most craziest,ugliest,tallest,funkiest hat you would ever see a man wear.He ask’s you to come to the back of store and you follow him.Then when you are not looking he steals your Cheerios and runs off.So the moral is to never make eye contact with short people.     

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