Trapped in a fortune cookie factory!

I will right a fortune but not a fortune you’ll ever seen. I’ll write down “Someone help me! I’m trapped in a fortune cookie factory! Someone call the police! I’m Darwin!” and if one of the workers see me write that I’ll throw fortune cookies at them. Then I’ll send the cookie wait for the cops to come and throw the fortune cookie makers in jail and let the cops take me home. If one of the makers find me, I’ll get fortunes and distract them by showing them there fortunes. While there reading them I’ll do what I did last time! Throw fortune cookies at them and run away, and if he chaises me I’ll just bring him to a trapped and say “That’s what you get for kidnapping Z One and Only Darwin!”