Diary of a worm Book blog #1 (2nd Quarter)

The story is about a worm had a diary about his experience being a worm. But first his mom told three things to remember

  1. Earth gives us everything we need .
  2. When we dig tunnels, we help take care earth.
  3. Never bother daddy while eating newspaper

Then he started writing in his diary….

March 29, Today I tried to teach spider how to dig,   March 30, worms cannot walk upside down,  April 4, Fishing season started today, we all dug dipper, April 10, It rained all night and the ground was soaked, we spent the entire day on the sidewalk,  April 15, I forgot my lunch today, I got so hungry that I ate my homework,  April 20, I snuck up on kids in the park today, they didn’t hear me coming, I wiggled up right between them and they all SCREAMED!!!,  May 1, Grandpa taught us that good manners are very important,  May 8, had the worst nightmare last night,  May 15, I got into a fight with a spider,  May 16, I made spider laugh so hard he fell out of his tree,  May 28, last night I went to the school dance,  June 5, Today we made macaroni necklaces in art class,  June 15 My older sister thinks she’s so pretty. I told her that no matter how much time she spends looking in the mirror, her face will always look just like her rear end,  July 4, When I grow up, I want to be a secret service agent, spiders says I will have to be careful because the president might step on me by mistake,  July 28, Three things I don’t like about being a worm: 

  1. I can’t chew gum.
  2. I can’t have a dog.
  3. All that homework

Three good things about being a worm

  1. I never have to go to the dentist
  2. I never get in trouble for tracking mud through the house
  3. I never have to take a bath

August 1, It’s not always easy being a worm, we’re very small, and sometimes people forget that we’re even here.