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Harris Burdict storys

The House on Maple Street

Once there was a house on Maple Street and there were 2 Alien’s who lived in that house. They were a family. 1 was named ookglue and the other was named Onokookookanana.

 

Ookglues earth name was Andy. Onokookookananas earth name was candy. The alien scientist wanted to do research on earth. He sent Ookglue and Onokookookanana to collect data. They already had every earth mineral and animal. They just needed everything else.

 

So they started making money with a duplicator ray and got 100,000,000,000’s and 100,000,000,000’s of dollars. They were the richest people (NOT) in the world. they started buying more and more stuff. They had to buy 100,000 more houses to keep all their stuff.

 

One day their neighbors came over and had a party. the Aliens heated up food and gave them drinks. The Aliens ate the food and drinks they were kind to the humans and the humans were kind back to them. The Aliens liked the humans.

 

The Aliens and humans played games with each other and watched sports or movies or shows together. The Aliens Didn’t want to leave so the made a plan to not come back.


They made the plans house fly back on its own. They kept all but 1 dollar and gave each 500,000 dollars to each neighbor. The neighbors were all helping with the plan. They started the rockets and made sure everything was working. They it lifted off the ground and flew it back to the mothership. It was a perfect liftoff. The Aliens lived with the rich and happy humans for the rest of their lives. That is the story of The House on Maple Street.

My 2014

2014 was fun and exciting. I got to ride my new dirtbike and use my bow and arrow. My high score is 26 shooting the bow and arrow. It is fun. I stayed up all night playing video games and watching black hawk down and dawn of the planet of the apes for new years eve. I went to Smith Mountain lake in Virginia for summer vacation. this was great!!!

 

A big event for me would probably be getting my stitches. It hurt a lot getting cut. But when I got my stitches it didn’t hurt. the only part that hurt was geeting them out which hurt a little bit.

 

The biggest event in the world to me was when germany went to the world cup. I thought they going to lose but when I saw them play I knew immediately they were going to win.


I hope in 2015 that the Capitals will win the Stanley Cup. I would be proud of them. They’re already on a good track to win so if they keep it up I bet they’ll win. They are one of the most improved teams after all.

Scotts myth

Who’s The Best At Parkour

By: Scott

Once there was a man named Vector. He was the god of parkour. He could do screwdrivers, back flips, front flips, epic jumps, and kongs. He was the master of parkour. The best of the best. The master of the masters. Until he saw Vinson. His mortal enemy.

 

Vinson had the strength of a bull, speed of a cheetah, the jumping power of a kangaroo and frog mixed together. He had bulging muscles. He had a huge chest, Biceps as big as a stomach, calves as large as a head, abs as big as bricks. He looked like the strongest man in the world. Vector never challenged him to parkour, in fright of losing. He would be killed instantly being beaten by a mere mortal. Vinson was almost the best at parkour.

 

Everyone jog, run, or walks away from Vector. They see Vinson doing parkour.  Vector is so very mad at Vinson. He  goes to a different place. His house is filled with parkour stunt supplies. That is where he goes. He turns on the news and sees Vincent, he throws his 64 by 64 inch plasma screen TV out his 120 foot tall building window.

“Thats it.”Vector says “I’M GONNA GET HIM”.

He goes over to the place where Vincent is and challenges him to a parkour race.

 

Vinson says “Yes and I will CRUSH you”.

So they made the map of where to go. It was filled with parkour on the way. It will take them 1 hour and if one of them can’t do it, they lose automatically. They agreed that whoever won will be the parkour god. The race would be taking place at Cunningham Falls. It had rocks and trees everywhere it would be perfect for the race. Vector thought he would lose. The race is tomorrow and it was going to be put down in history.

 

It was that day. The day of the great race. Vector woke with a start and put on his tight athletic suit. he put on his super jump shoes. He practiced trained all morning. The race came at 12:00 that afternoon. Vector was there and so was Vinson. They were starting. 3…2…1…GO!!! Vector was in the lead, Vinson left too late and was far behind.

“First obstacle coming up” said the announcer.

Vector side flipped up and back flipped off. Vinson jumped on to it and flipped off. It was epic to watch this race. People from CHINA CHINA were there just to watch Vector and Vinson go head to  head. The second obstacle was coming up. It was a tree. Vector climbed right up it and swung from one tree to another doing back flips each time. Vector got farther ahead by doing that. Vinson was strong so he jumped right over the trees. Vector was losing his balance. He got to the last tree jumped off parkour rolled and started running. He was a good 50 Feet away from Vinson. The last obstacle a house. Vector jumped through the window and slid right under the closing garage door. Vinson climbed to the top of the house and parkour rolled off and started running. Vinson was running so fast, he was right behind Vector. Right next to Vector…now in front of Vector.

This is ENOUGH, I’ve had ENOUGH He thought. He started glowing, Then… BAM

I WON”!!!!!

He won the race and is so happy. He felt like the richest most happiest man in the world. He could be a god and live his life happily.

 

He left with a giant trophy in his hands. He got home and saw his performance on the News.

“I am the one and only parkour god and nobody can take that place away from me”

He thought. He was right. He was even put into a game, it is called Vector. It is a parkour game that many people play. He is very famous. Whatever  happened to Vinson, well there was one thing I didn’t tell you about the deal. Whoever lost was going to be sent off to work for Hades.

 

The morale of this story is always believe in yourself though you might not achieve victory you’ll achieve something, and you’ll find out once you get there.

 

IFunny

IFunny is about a comedian. That comedian name is the one and only Jamie Grimm. Jamie enters a contest to be the funniest kid comedian. He needs to make it from Ronkonka to Gotham to the finals at Hollywood. Find out if he gets to the finals or even past Ronkonka. Read abut Jamie Grimm and his story about a kid comedian. Read IFunny, which is truly is funny.

Ariol just a donkey like you and me

Ariol is a blue donkey with glasses and has a friend named Ramono. He has a wild imagination. He likes to watch thunder horse a TV show in his world. This is the first book of the series. He is clumsy and funny. He acts like a 1st grader but uses his 6th grade knowledge. It is a graphic novel. it is comedy. I recommend this book to everyone to read. In my opinion it is a great book. Ariol is a donkey like you and me.

Scotts Tobacco Safety Movement

The Moment of Tobacco Safety
By: Scott

The Movement of Tobacco safety started in the mid 1960 ’s and continues today. The movement has changed or saved the lives of countless people. The sale of tobacco started in the USA when Indian tribes were here and went global. It still goes on today. It will probably go on for years maybe decades or possibly centuries.
Did you know a cigarette company used no tobacco and instead was made of lettuce? Since it didn’t have tobacco in it, it failed to sell. This info tells you only cigars and cigarettes with tobacco sell and are wanted. The people that smoked before 1964 thought it was a medicine for everything. They thought it was a miracle drug. They did not know that it harmed there body. It was depressing that it killed them and they had know idea what it was.

Mirza Shiraz was born in Shiraz on 1914.He is widely known for his verdict ( a decision of the critics ) against the usage of tobacco in what became known as the Tobacco Protest in the Qajar era. Mirza’s real name is Mirza Mohammed Hassan Husseini Shirazi. His famous name is Mirza Shiraz. He led protests against drug usage. He died the year of 1981.

7.3% of mixed races smoke all over the world. Every day more smoke. So many people die or get sick all because of smoking. 1.875% of smokers die every year. 3.0% of people join smoking and 2.0% quit. In 1965 42% of the world smoked, that went down to 18% in 2012, and now its at 7.3% of the world on 11/25/14. I am proud of the people who quit. 34.7% of the world quit smoking. From this data it says that tobacco safety movements take a huge part, and grown ups quit when they gain responsibility.

Kerala High Court former judge Justice K Narayana Kurup began the Anti-Tobacco Campaign at the Sports Authority of India – Lakshmibai National College for Physical Education (SAI-LNCPE), Kariavattom on Monday. He announced a gathering of staff and students at the SAI-LNCPE and spoke on the need to lower down on the tobacco usage in the country. Kurup spoke about how he had been strict (enforce directly) about banning smoking in public places through a landmark judgment while serving on the Bench in the High Court of Kerala. “The greatest danger to humans today is not natural disasters. It is tobacco products and smoking” he said. He also sought (attempt to find) the cooperation of the younger generation in spreading awareness about the dangers of smoking tobacco, which kills millions every year. In his address, Kishore lauded (praise a person or their achievements highly) Kurup’s sincere efforts in the lead against smoking. Professor Sreenarayana Kurup welcomed the chief guest and the gathering and George Mathews proposed (put forward) the vote of thanks. Learn more at http://www.newindianexpress.com/cities/thiruvananthapuram/Tobacco-Greatest-Danger-to-Humanity/2014/11/18/article2528382.ece. You to should read about K Narayana Kurup.

Bihar government takes command on the ban of tobacco! The Bihar government on Friday 2014 October announced a ban on tobacco and its products to ward (push off) off its ill effects on citizens (people who live in government). The CM ( nickname for group ) also said that tax on tobacco and its products would be enhanced (gained, added more to). The state at present imposes 30 per cent tax on tobacco and its products and sources in Excise department said there was a proposal (added to) to double it up. Bihar becomes the ninth state to impose (make) ban on tobacco sale. In a bid to strictly enforce no smoking in government offices and public places, the CM ordered officials to launch special drive . He said action would be taken against officials if violation of ban was witnessed in offices and public places. Manjhi administered oath (promise) to children at a programme on the occasion in Gandhi maidan that they would not touch tobacco and its products throughout life. He asked students to dissuade (persuade negatively) their family members and friends if they consume (eat or drink) tobacco products. This info can be found at http://indianexpress.com/article/india/india-others/bihar-government-imposes-ban-on-tobacco/. Theres more info to discover!

India steps up tobacco warnings to combat nearly 1 million deaths!!! India has stepped up efforts to curb nearly 1 million tobacco-related deaths a year by issuing new rules to embolden (strengthen) the health warnings on tobacco packets and make the country one of the world’s strictest (enforce directly) in terms of tobacco labelling. But while regulators (a person or thing) try to crack down on branded (types) cigarettes and similar products, there is still a vast unregulated (not controlled or supervised by law) market for tobacco in India. And it’s far from clear that slapping warnings on cigarette packs will have much impact on health.

 

Cigars and cigarettes will destroy your lungs on the inside. Heres a picture of what it looks like.

The smokers lung is terrible. Healthy lung is somebody who doesn’t smoke. There both nasty but one is healthy. That is what is in your body. There is a difference, good lung and bad lung.  What if you smoked and it showed on the out side. Nobody would want to look at you. I’m not going to show you a picture, though there are pictures. Here is a web site if you want to see http://shiftucc.wordpress.com/2014/03/01/the-smoking-gun/.

 

Overall you should not smoke. I hope you learn from this info about tobacco and never use it. You can help to stop tobacco, and help people get from harms way. Help the the fight to end tobacco! Encourage people to quit! Never use tobacco products! Teach people, and we can end tobacco use. Overcome tobacco and help others overcome it to. Help end the fight.

 

 

 

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