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What does the food in your refrigerator do when you close the door?

November 20, 2015 /

What does the food in your refrigerator do when you close the door?

The food in my refrigerator when i shut the door, the bread well… when i turn around it  jumps into the water like it’s a pool…. And well the milk is trouble, she runs in and out of the fridge and then spills itself and it starts to make a mess but napkin is crying because her dad got used just to wipe up some milk that got spilled. And well pumpkin cheese spread is scurrying across the butter. Well can’t explain the broccoli.. He, is taking a bath with the Cheese. And then the oranges are squirting the orange juice like it’s a water gun fight, except it’s an orange gun fight.

 

THAT’S about it. See ya!

Samantha Carhart 642 things to do

November 12, 2015 /

Two people get stuck on a roller coaster ride together what do they talk about??

They don’t talk about how they’re scared that they’re going to fall off and going to be dead.They talk about how they’re going to jump down together and do a back flip in the air and smash on the ground.

Come up with a new word what does it mean?

November 12, 2015 /

 

flabber gasted

 

Definition:It means that you’re angry it’s better than a bad word..

Just say that instead of dropping bombs into people’s brains to make them say bad words..

 

ATTENTION DON’T SEARCH IN THE DICTIONARY!! IT WON’T BE THERE!!!  

A Short Man Walks Into The Grocery Store With A Strange Hat

November 10, 2015 /

 Your in the Grocery Store.You are deciding on buying either Fruit Loops or Cinnamon Toast Crunch.Then suddenly when picking up the box of Cheerios instead you turn and see a short man in blue jeans with a shirt that says”Eye of the Tiger”.Then you look up and in shock you see the most craziest,ugliest,tallest,funkiest hat you would ever see a man wear.He ask’s you to come to the back of store and you follow him.Then when you are not looking he steals your Cheerios and runs off.So the moral is to never make eye contact with short people.     

Fun things I can do:)

November 9, 2015 /

 

 

You’re sitting at a cafe, and when you get up to get a refill, you notice someone has dropped a note on your seat. what does the note say? who left it?

 

The note says who are you? what’s your name? then I was like whaaat but then on the back it said secret admire. I was freaked out:(

A note on the seat

November 9, 2015 /

You’re sitting at a cafe, and when you get up to get a refill, you notice someone has                                                            dropped a note on your seat.What does the note say? Who left it?

Someone dropped a note on your seat and it says I know where you live and I will find you sincerely April fools and you realize it’s April fools bu before you realize everyone is behind you ready to scare you then you turn around  and they scare you and you faint and you never know who scared you or gave you the note.

You’re a toothbrush. Describe someone brushing their teeth from your point of view.

November 9, 2015 /

So i’m a toothbrush. Oh gosh, someone is about to use me to brush their teeth. I’m just gonna not work. Well, that’s not gonna work. Hopefully, it does. I don’t wanna smell like a child’s bad breath. My parents expect me to be the role models and that expectation is about to be crushed by bad breath of a 10 year old. If I don’t let this happen. This child will always have bad breath, and I’m supposed to make kids not have bad breath and I am going to be dead! HELP ME!! “Hello toothbrush” the 10 year old picks up their toothbrush. “Lets start brushing! I don’t wanna have smelly breath for, school. I wish my toothbrush could talk to me.” “I can.” The 10 year old looked at his toothbrush and sighed.

“This is all fake. My family is probably playing a prank on me.” said the 10 year old

“I can talk! I can!! Listen!!! I’m not fake! I’m real I can talk! I can also sing. :) Want me to sing you a song?” said toothbrush with no name.

“Um i’m good. But how can you talk?”

“Science will explain.”

“How will you show me.

“You will just find out. You may go to school and NOT speak of this all! My name by the way is Charles Toothbrush. My family doesn’t like me exactly so yea now I am brushing tons of teeth and it’s not the best job. Wanna trade?”

l”Uh i gotta go to school. But can you like brush my teeth?”

“You’ve got a good breath…. but Sure..”

The 10 year old started to brush their teeth and then put the toothbrush down because they were done. So i want you to know that his breath wasn’t actually that bad. My best friends is the worst, she has never brushed her teeth so her gums started bleeding which was disgusting. And so I don’t think that I am going to be going back to her. That’s kinda just… Ugh i can’t think about it.

Imagine if I didn’t brush them teeth. Wow that would be just disguising.. I would be in the blame of the teeth being rotten. Well I did brush then but it was a nightmare, that little girl was a nightmare. Shesh she was only 10 and had teeth like a 50 year old person. Like P.U. I nearly barfed. My best friend is Brushy. He is awesome! I love him. But lets get back to my story. This isn’t fair. I nearly want to barf! But I won’t. See you again in the next story!! *see you again music starts playing* ?

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