One day in biology class there was a new student. The teacher gave her the schedule. In biology today they were going to study animals. When they picked up the dead animal someone coughed and the animal came back to life. After that someone yawed. And the animal was dead. And the kids that yawed and coughed turned into two separate animals and the dead animal became a student. One of the students who became an animal was Jen. After biology class the student forgot about the dead animals. Then at lunch time was over the school was going to rebuild a car. Some kids volunteered. Then they went outside to start rebuild. One student asked for the flathead screwdriver. When he picked it up it turned into ta lollipops instead of looking for a flathead screwdriver he stared to eat the lollipop. Then it was time for another student to help she got a spare tire and when she picked it up it turned into a huge donut so she stared eating it. When hey where done they planted a plant on top of the car.

So don’t forget when you’re biology make sure to not yawn or coughed.

One day at school the janitor had to fix the computer in the principal’s office. When he was done he stared to vacuum near the copy machine. Then he slipped and his face landed face down in the copy machine. Then he was  about to get up when accidently pressed a button and copies of his face stared to print. When he finished he go all the copies and recycled them. After that he left. The principal came in she sat at her desk and got out some papers. She got the hole puncher. Then she accidently punched a hole in her finger. When she lifted her finger she could see right through her. She got up and went to the nurse’s office. When the secretary came into the office she had to get something out of the file cabinet. When she opened the second cabinet a hand popped out and pulled her into the file cabinet. Then when the principal looked for the secretary she was nowhere to be found.

So I suggest you to NOT go into the principal’s office!!!